1 00:00:00,554 --> 00:00:05,047 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 2 00:00:06,328 --> 00:00:12,328 [Music] 3 00:00:17,847 --> 00:00:20,982 HUE: The outcome was never in our favor, Gary. 4 00:00:20,984 --> 00:00:22,817 Gary: Cut it to me straight, HUE. 5 00:00:22,819 --> 00:00:24,919 What are my chances of getting out of this mess? 6 00:00:24,921 --> 00:00:26,521 In your current state, 7 00:00:26,523 --> 00:00:29,991 you will pass the point of recovery in 10 minutes. 8 00:00:29,993 --> 00:00:32,594 You are also leaking O2, Gary. 9 00:00:34,231 --> 00:00:37,532 Huh, look at that. They went with green for a red alert. 10 00:00:37,534 --> 00:00:41,002 I mean, I would have went with red, a periwinkle. 11 00:00:41,004 --> 00:00:43,238 Heck, I mean, even egg nog. 12 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:44,573 I don't even know if that's a color, 13 00:00:44,574 --> 00:00:47,008 but, oh, good Lord, now I just want egg nog. 14 00:00:47,010 --> 00:00:50,912 The rate of the leak will render you lifeless in nine minutes. 15 00:00:50,914 --> 00:00:54,882 You are really buttering me up with fantastic news. 16 00:00:54,884 --> 00:00:56,418 I'm afraid, Gary, 17 00:00:56,419 --> 00:00:59,087 there is no foreseeable outcome where you survive. 18 00:00:59,089 --> 00:01:02,557 These tickets suck ... right in the nosebleeds. 19 00:01:02,559 --> 00:01:07,265 [Title music] 20 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:15,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 21 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:25,737 1x01 - Episode One 22 00:01:31,761 --> 00:01:34,540 [Music] 23 00:01:35,241 --> 00:01:37,542 [Lights powering on] 24 00:01:40,146 --> 00:01:43,314 [Beeping] 25 00:01:44,818 --> 00:01:46,617 Aah! 26 00:01:46,619 --> 00:01:51,122 HUE: Good morning, Gary. Day 1,818. 27 00:01:51,124 --> 00:01:52,890 How about freakin' no? 28 00:01:52,892 --> 00:01:54,293 [Grunts] 29 00:01:54,294 --> 00:01:56,928 That was a bit harder than normal, HUE! 30 00:01:56,930 --> 00:02:02,930 [Music] 31 00:02:07,273 --> 00:02:09,907 [Electricity crackling] 32 00:02:19,128 --> 00:02:20,928 Hello, dear friend. 33 00:02:23,533 --> 00:02:25,199 It's been a while. 34 00:02:25,201 --> 00:02:28,369 [Footsteps] Hey! Yes! 35 00:02:28,371 --> 00:02:29,538 What's up, Hank? 36 00:02:29,539 --> 00:02:32,773 [Electricity crackles] 37 00:02:32,775 --> 00:02:33,976 Hmm, yeah. 38 00:02:33,977 --> 00:02:36,911 Beth is looking good today. Look at that. 39 00:02:36,913 --> 00:02:39,947 Staring at me with those hot eyes. 40 00:02:39,949 --> 00:02:43,451 You, me... later. 41 00:02:43,453 --> 00:02:44,753 Cards, Hank? You want to play? 42 00:02:44,754 --> 00:02:46,221 I need somebody to play with. 43 00:02:46,222 --> 00:02:49,657 So it's gonna be you. Aah! 44 00:02:49,659 --> 00:02:52,270 I'm starting to run out of decks, Hank. 45 00:02:52,329 --> 00:02:55,496 [Laughing] Hey, Gary! Hello! 46 00:02:55,498 --> 00:02:58,966 Ooh, cookie, yummy! 47 00:02:58,968 --> 00:03:00,302 Ha! 48 00:03:00,303 --> 00:03:01,603 - HUE? - Yes, Gary? 49 00:03:01,604 --> 00:03:02,671 Can I have a cookie? 50 00:03:02,672 --> 00:03:04,438 Mm, no, Gary. 51 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:07,409 Why not? You opened it for KVN. 52 00:03:07,410 --> 00:03:09,977 That sack of wet turds can't even eat cookies! 53 00:03:09,979 --> 00:03:13,147 He just smashes it into his processor slot. 54 00:03:13,149 --> 00:03:16,484 I hate KVN... so painfully. He's the blight of my life. 55 00:03:16,486 --> 00:03:18,152 If you take a cookie, 56 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:21,155 I will be forced to add one full day to your sentence. 57 00:03:21,157 --> 00:03:22,957 [Laughs] 58 00:03:22,959 --> 00:03:25,426 [Both laughing] 59 00:03:25,428 --> 00:03:29,764 You think a full day scares the captain? 60 00:03:29,766 --> 00:03:34,168 Gary, I've explained this to you every day for the past five years. 61 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:37,204 You are not the captain. You are a prisoner aboard this ship. 62 00:03:37,206 --> 00:03:40,675 Sounds vaguely familiar. Now, open this cabinet. 63 00:03:40,677 --> 00:03:43,477 Oh, they're just so-o-o-o good! 64 00:03:43,479 --> 00:03:44,680 Mmm, mmm, mmm! 65 00:03:44,681 --> 00:03:46,181 [Grunts] Aaaah! 66 00:03:46,182 --> 00:03:48,449 One day has been added to your sentence. 67 00:03:48,451 --> 00:03:52,553 Oh! I touched one! The captain's touched one! 68 00:03:52,555 --> 00:03:55,289 Captain's log 80085. 69 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:57,158 Hey, Quinn! Guess who! 70 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:59,994 It's me, Gary, again. Quinn, I've thought on it, 71 00:03:59,996 --> 00:04:01,996 and I've decided that since this is a big day, 72 00:04:01,998 --> 00:04:04,198 the day of our anniversary, as you know, 73 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,534 it's time to get real. 74 00:04:06,536 --> 00:04:10,705 Quinn, this ... this is the real raw Gary. 75 00:04:10,707 --> 00:04:14,341 It's been eating me up inside keeping the real raw Gary from you. 76 00:04:14,343 --> 00:04:17,745 For five years, real raw Gary hasn't been able 77 00:04:17,747 --> 00:04:19,714 to get you out of his mind fortress. 78 00:04:19,716 --> 00:04:22,817 When I met you that day, I knew you were it. 79 00:04:22,819 --> 00:04:25,219 Give us what's ours, Gary! [Music] 80 00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:27,588 Technically, it's mine! 81 00:04:27,590 --> 00:04:30,424 - Dr. Bluesteen and Derek! - Lose some weight! 82 00:04:30,426 --> 00:04:32,393 Come on, Derek, keep up! 83 00:04:32,395 --> 00:04:33,895 They gave me a seltzer? 84 00:04:33,896 --> 00:04:36,363 Why would they give me a seltzer... unless I ordered it. 85 00:04:36,365 --> 00:04:38,666 Did I order it? Yes, I did! 86 00:04:40,670 --> 00:04:43,909 I'm gonna break your knees, Gary! [Sighs] 87 00:04:44,185 --> 00:04:48,521 [Heavenly music plays] 88 00:04:48,523 --> 00:04:50,123 Sweet heavenly fire. 89 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:53,526 Who is the muy bueno super spicy lady? 90 00:04:53,528 --> 00:04:55,861 Captain Quinn Aragon. But don't bother. 91 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,997 If you're not Infinity Guard, she's not interested. 92 00:04:57,999 --> 00:05:02,201 Actually, I'm pretty freaking high up in the command chain. 93 00:05:02,203 --> 00:05:03,236 - Really? - Yeah, really. 94 00:05:03,237 --> 00:05:04,671 Seriously? 95 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:07,006 Seriously, I can't get any closer to your face, dude. 96 00:05:07,008 --> 00:05:10,177 - Then where's your uniform, bud? - I have one, guy. 97 00:05:10,178 --> 00:05:13,879 - No, you don't, pal. - Yes, I do, chum! 98 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:17,383 It's... in the bathroom. Crap! 99 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:19,585 [Whistling] [High pitched] Shwa! 100 00:05:21,222 --> 00:05:24,590 Looking good, Gary! 101 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:26,726 You're just gonna leave him in there, 102 00:05:26,728 --> 00:05:30,396 you chuck ... you chuck-face! 103 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:33,265 Oh, sweet aspirin. 104 00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:36,436 Three dratnoids, exact change! Tight! 105 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:38,037 [Clinks, beeps] 106 00:05:41,242 --> 00:05:43,075 Swallow! 107 00:05:43,077 --> 00:05:45,745 You're a good guy, Gary. 108 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:50,249 Now to be smooth as ... Uh! Uh! [Thud] 109 00:05:50,251 --> 00:05:51,418 [Forced chuckle] 110 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:56,589 First time I got a girl's number before I even said "Hey." 111 00:05:56,591 --> 00:06:00,025 You see, I like that. I like a girl with a lot of phones. 112 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,762 Actually, this is the solution to an internal inconsistency 113 00:06:02,764 --> 00:06:04,597 in Planck's constant that's never been solved 114 00:06:04,599 --> 00:06:07,299 because until now, no one realized it was a problem. 115 00:06:07,301 --> 00:06:09,702 And speaking of problems, maybe you should leave 116 00:06:09,704 --> 00:06:11,971 before you become one ... as in now. 117 00:06:11,973 --> 00:06:13,473 Or I could buy you a drink. 118 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,374 - Really? - Let's get wild. 119 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:17,910 How about you buy me a drink? 120 00:06:17,912 --> 00:06:21,547 [Chuckles] Wow. I mean, no. But wow. 121 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:24,817 [Alarm blares] All Infinity Guards, report back to base immediately. 122 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,786 - Let's go! - Back to your place? 123 00:06:26,788 --> 00:06:29,756 You're moving at cheetah speeds. I like it. 124 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:35,757 - You have an F71 Hawk to fly, pilot. - Oh, my crap. 125 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:41,968 - Move this Hawk, pilot! - You can do this, Gary. 126 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:44,870 Become a much smarter person now. 127 00:06:45,297 --> 00:06:47,674 [Lasers firing] 128 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:49,441 Oh, my double crap! 129 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:52,578 [Distant explosion] 130 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,313 You're not a pilot, are you? 131 00:06:54,315 --> 00:06:57,516 - Yes, I am... - Punch! 132 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:58,852 [Bang! Clink!] 133 00:06:58,853 --> 00:07:00,653 Gary: Lesson learned. 134 00:07:00,655 --> 00:07:02,688 If you ever want to piss off a whole government, 135 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:04,323 just take out 92 star cruisers 136 00:07:04,325 --> 00:07:07,126 and a small family-owned Mexican restaurant. 137 00:07:07,128 --> 00:07:09,328 Sorry, Guadalupe. 138 00:07:09,330 --> 00:07:11,330 Hyuh! 139 00:07:11,332 --> 00:07:13,833 [Slap] Wah! [Laughing] 140 00:07:13,835 --> 00:07:15,202 Hey, Gary. My name is KVN. 141 00:07:15,203 --> 00:07:17,803 I'm your deep space insanity avoidance companion. 142 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:20,172 - Nice to meet you. - I already hate you. 143 00:07:20,174 --> 00:07:22,708 The good news is that I only have a week left 144 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:25,144 to my sentence aboard this pathetic rat's nest. 145 00:07:25,146 --> 00:07:27,713 And send! She's gonna respond this time, HUE. 146 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:30,349 HUE: There is a high probability she will not. 147 00:07:30,351 --> 00:07:34,020 But there's still a low probability she will. I'll take it! 148 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:36,288 [Laughs] Nailed it! 149 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:40,526 HUE: There are still four arrays that need to be repaired. 150 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:43,929 - Get off my cheeks, HUE. - Get off my cheeks, Gary. 151 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:49,881 Gary: 1891-C is back online. [Music] 152 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:55,875 HUE... by any chance, is it still Thursday? 153 00:07:55,877 --> 00:07:59,178 It's been Thursday for the last 72 hours. 154 00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:01,747 Sweet. Then it's still on. 155 00:08:04,986 --> 00:08:09,321 My name is Eduardo Montoya Talakinto Ta Lacara Poligia. 156 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:11,924 You killed my father. Prepare to die. 157 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:13,956 HUE: Gary, your break is over. 158 00:08:13,991 --> 00:08:17,563 But the guy who killed Eduardo Talakinto Tala Pacia's father 159 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:19,932 hasn't prepared to die yet! 160 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:23,102 Dang, there's a ... there's a pixel on the loose. 161 00:08:26,741 --> 00:08:29,008 - Whoo! - Oh! 162 00:08:29,010 --> 00:08:30,709 It's an alien on my face! 163 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,678 It's an alien on my ... it's a face alien! 164 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,581 [Screams] [Gasps] 165 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:40,052 Oh. You're not a face-eater, you're a face-hugger. 166 00:08:40,054 --> 00:08:43,055 - Chocli. - I need a face-hugger in my life. 167 00:08:43,057 --> 00:08:44,424 Whoa! 168 00:08:44,425 --> 00:08:47,693 You remind me of a friend I used to have a long time ago. 169 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:53,695 [Music] 170 00:08:54,302 --> 00:08:57,034 How do you like the name... Mooncake? 171 00:08:57,069 --> 00:09:00,039 - Whoa! - [Chuckles] Mooncake it is. 172 00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:01,807 I'm pumped ... super-excited. 173 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:03,575 You don't by chance speak real words, do you? 174 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:05,811 - Chocli-pop. - Ha! Works for me. 175 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:09,074 [Music] 176 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,651 [Grunts] 177 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:15,254 Welcome. 178 00:09:15,256 --> 00:09:17,222 [Laughs evilly] 179 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,812 [Laughing] 180 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:24,964 You're so tiny, man! What ... oh! 181 00:09:24,966 --> 00:09:27,132 Wait until the guys hear about this. 182 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:29,501 Sit. 183 00:09:29,503 --> 00:09:32,238 [Creaking] [Whimpering] 184 00:09:35,476 --> 00:09:37,076 [Yells] Where is it?! [Music] 185 00:09:37,078 --> 00:09:39,345 - What?! - E-351. 186 00:09:39,347 --> 00:09:40,480 I ... I don't know. 187 00:09:40,481 --> 00:09:43,394 I would never lie to you, Lord Commander. 188 00:09:43,429 --> 00:09:44,918 [Laughs] 189 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:47,653 You know, it's just ... I'm sorry, you're just so small! 190 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:51,250 It's ... it's... Wah! 191 00:09:51,492 --> 00:09:53,926 Where did you find it? 192 00:09:53,928 --> 00:09:57,196 I didn't. It found me. 193 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:00,333 The less HUE ... 194 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:02,891 who, between us, is a bit of a dick like "Whaat?" 195 00:10:02,926 --> 00:10:04,204 knows about you, the better. 196 00:10:04,205 --> 00:10:05,672 Okay, let's get you in here. 197 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:08,040 - You ready? - Chocli! [Squeeks] 198 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:11,010 - Chocli, chocli! - Please close. 199 00:10:11,012 --> 00:10:13,512 Okay, it's not fitting. It's not working. 200 00:10:13,514 --> 00:10:15,098 - Wow. - I hide there sometimes. 201 00:10:15,099 --> 00:10:16,683 I'm like a mattress ghost. 202 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:18,284 - Don't tell anyone. - Ooh. 203 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,886 Oh, perfect! Per... no, it's not perfect. 204 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:23,022 That sucks. Why does that suck so hard?! 205 00:10:23,024 --> 00:10:24,624 Okay, how about this? 206 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,326 Sometimes I hide ... I like to hide from myself 207 00:10:27,328 --> 00:10:30,162 by putting underwear on the circumference of my head. 208 00:10:30,164 --> 00:10:31,698 How about that? How's it fit? 209 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:33,499 - Chocli. - Perfect. 210 00:10:33,501 --> 00:10:36,201 [Groaning] [Music] 211 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:40,806 Please... just... kill... me! 212 00:10:42,571 --> 00:10:47,379 [Chuckles] Wouldn't think of it. That would be rude. 213 00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:48,648 Eat. 214 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:50,516 [Growls] 215 00:10:50,518 --> 00:10:53,152 [Crunching] 216 00:10:55,523 --> 00:10:56,990 HUE, what is going on? 217 00:10:56,991 --> 00:10:59,024 Why has the ship turned into a silent dance rave? 218 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:02,494 HUE: Four unknown vessels are descending upon our location. 219 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:04,096 The markings lead me to believe 220 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,898 they are Ventrexian bounty hunters. 221 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:09,234 Twist my nipples rough, we're talking complex life-forms. 222 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:12,004 Yes! HUE, you must find out if they play cards. 223 00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:14,039 I need this! I need this, HUE! 224 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,575 I ... I really need somebody to play with. 225 00:11:16,577 --> 00:11:22,577 [Clank, whirring] [Music] 226 00:11:25,086 --> 00:11:28,420 Activating security protocol. 227 00:11:28,422 --> 00:11:29,956 HUE, what the crap?! 228 00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:32,926 For your own safety, you must remain in the commissary. 229 00:11:32,927 --> 00:11:34,360 For my own safety? 230 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:37,630 We get our first visitors in five years, and I can't mingle with them?! 231 00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:40,899 HUE, open this door right now! I need to mingle! 232 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,402 I'm afraid I cannot. 233 00:11:42,403 --> 00:11:44,403 You better afraid me up an open door! 234 00:11:44,405 --> 00:11:46,538 - Ooh, let KVN help! - God almighty, KVN! 235 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,740 You can't just phantom up on me like that! 236 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,043 Don't worry about me, I am helping. 237 00:11:51,045 --> 00:11:53,779 [Chuckles] KVN, you did something right! 238 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,115 Ohh! 239 00:11:55,116 --> 00:11:58,317 KVN, you processed horrendous mess of wires! 240 00:11:58,319 --> 00:12:01,920 Lord Commander: Your vessel has been subjected 241 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,490 to a search for specimen E-351. 242 00:12:04,492 --> 00:12:07,626 Come forward... or die. 243 00:12:07,628 --> 00:12:08,728 Oh, crap. 244 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:14,729 [Lasers firing] [Music] 245 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,837 My arm, man! Aaahh! 246 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,906 You fool! 247 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,308 Who the freak is this guy? 248 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:25,644 I believe they want the alien you're hiding in your backpack. 249 00:12:25,646 --> 00:12:28,547 What? I don't know what you're referring to. 250 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:35,988 This is what I was meant to do! I have never felt so alive! 251 00:12:35,990 --> 00:12:38,357 Oh! You mean my underpants caddy. 252 00:12:38,359 --> 00:12:42,928 Yes. We should comply with their wishes, Gary. [Whimpers] 253 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:46,098 I don't know. I... kind of was starting to like this little guy. 254 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,600 He gives great hugs. 255 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:51,236 Gary, we are not equipped to face this threat. 256 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:59,178 - Good job, Avocato. - This is not our fight. 257 00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:01,880 HUE, we make it our fight. You're Infinity Guard. 258 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,682 Your whole motto is to protect life. 259 00:13:03,684 --> 00:13:05,484 Is that life, Gary? 260 00:13:05,486 --> 00:13:08,120 Well, if it isn't, then I'm a raging sack of walnuts! 261 00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:11,523 HUE, lightfold the ship! [Muffled explosion] 262 00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:13,358 This will lengthen your sentence. 263 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,394 I get it. Lightfold the ship, HUE! 264 00:13:15,396 --> 00:13:17,029 Gary. 265 00:13:17,031 --> 00:13:18,631 Do it! 266 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:22,068 [Warbling] [Music] 267 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,736 They're lightfolding! 268 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:30,842 [All yelling] 269 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,545 [Alarm blaring] 270 00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:39,547 [Music] 271 00:13:39,548 --> 00:13:42,255 [Alarm blares] 272 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:45,424 Proximity alert. Proximity alert. 273 00:13:45,426 --> 00:13:46,759 Is that what I think it is? 274 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,561 HUE, that's no good. Get us out of here! 275 00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:51,563 Lightfold again, lightfold, lightfold! 276 00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:54,533 We are immobilized until the lightfold engines cool. 277 00:13:54,535 --> 00:13:58,570 The asteroids will reach the ship in 29 seconds. 278 00:13:58,572 --> 00:14:00,205 Secure your helmet immediately. 279 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,341 My helmet's in the airlock. 280 00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:04,610 Run. 15 seconds until impact. 281 00:14:04,612 --> 00:14:07,212 At your current pace, you will not make it. 282 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,948 Oh, Gary will make it. 283 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,251 Hey, Gary, sorry, got a minute? 284 00:14:11,252 --> 00:14:14,582 Yeah, I've been thinking about... [Groans] 285 00:14:15,756 --> 00:14:18,457 Hyah! 286 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,594 Gary, two seconds. [Panting] 287 00:14:22,596 --> 00:14:25,197 You're gonna live! You're gonna live! 288 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,632 [Beeping] [Music] 289 00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:32,671 Sweet Grandor's glove! Definitely gonna die this time! 290 00:14:36,493 --> 00:14:39,038 HUE: Gary, you may have a problem. 291 00:14:39,142 --> 00:14:40,996 I seriously question your usage of "may have." 292 00:14:40,997 --> 00:14:44,599 I think we have reached have. I am very deep in have! 293 00:14:44,601 --> 00:14:46,101 Due to the moon's gravity, 294 00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:49,537 the asteroid field will swing back to the Galaxy 1 295 00:14:49,539 --> 00:14:53,274 and then at you in approximately 39 seconds. 296 00:14:53,276 --> 00:14:56,178 That's no good, HUE. Formulate me up some solutions. 297 00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:58,648 Calculating. Mm-hmm. 298 00:14:58,683 --> 00:15:01,269 Mmm. Mnh-mnh. 299 00:15:01,398 --> 00:15:04,652 Ahh. Gary, I do have a solution 300 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:07,322 with a 33% chance of success. 301 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,858 Okay, and that would be? 302 00:15:08,859 --> 00:15:11,860 Perform an emergency air blow-out of your O2 tanks. 303 00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:13,695 If you can enter the moon's orbit, 304 00:15:13,697 --> 00:15:17,466 you might be able to sling-hook around it back to the Galaxy 1. 305 00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:19,868 All right. All right, let's do this. 306 00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:24,639 Gary, you should know, this calculation will only work with you. 307 00:15:24,641 --> 00:15:27,141 You will have to leave the life-form behind. 308 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,310 Mooncake? 309 00:15:28,311 --> 00:15:30,545 Or there is zero probability 310 00:15:30,547 --> 00:15:33,748 you will make it back to the Galaxy 1 alive. 311 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:37,753 I get it. I'll scream at you. Mooncake is coming with. 312 00:15:37,754 --> 00:15:39,821 You will never make it, Gary. 313 00:15:39,823 --> 00:15:43,057 Your only chance is to perform this maneuver alone. 314 00:15:43,059 --> 00:15:47,495 HUE, your lack of confidence is positively depressing! 315 00:15:47,497 --> 00:15:50,499 - Blowing the air tank in three... - Gary, please. 316 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,267 - Two... - You will fail. 317 00:15:52,269 --> 00:15:56,371 You're right. I will fail... upwards. 318 00:15:56,373 --> 00:16:02,373 [Music] 319 00:16:02,679 --> 00:16:05,413 Entering into moon's orbit. 320 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,020 Oh, no! It's not working. 321 00:16:12,022 --> 00:16:13,755 At your current rate of velocity, 322 00:16:13,757 --> 00:16:17,091 you will not make it back to the Galaxy 1. 323 00:16:17,093 --> 00:16:23,093 [Mellow music] 324 00:16:23,266 --> 00:16:25,199 You have failed, Gary. 325 00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:31,201 [Music continues] 326 00:16:31,942 --> 00:16:36,744 The asteroids will make impact in five seconds. 327 00:16:38,982 --> 00:16:42,951 Four... 328 00:16:42,953 --> 00:16:45,253 Three... 329 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,055 [Beeping, steady beep] 330 00:16:47,057 --> 00:16:51,159 Two... 331 00:16:51,161 --> 00:16:53,761 One. 332 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:58,266 [Blast] [Music] 333 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,771 [Chitters] 334 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:04,940 It worked! 335 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,241 [Laughing] 336 00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:09,242 HUE! And you said I could die! Ha! 337 00:17:09,277 --> 00:17:12,246 You were dead ... for five minutes. [Laughs] 338 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:13,615 Are you for serious? 339 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:16,084 I believe the life-form saved your life. 340 00:17:16,086 --> 00:17:18,453 - Mooncake? - Chocli, chocli. 341 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:21,790 - Thank you for saving my life. - Wow. 342 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,759 I am detecting one unknown life-form still aboard. 343 00:17:24,761 --> 00:17:26,794 - He is armed. - What deck? 344 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:30,264 4A. Sames are already on route. 345 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:34,446 [Music] 346 00:17:35,438 --> 00:17:38,965 [Gun cocks] Hand over E-351. [Yowls] 347 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,511 Listen, buddy, I only have one thing to say to you. 348 00:17:43,513 --> 00:17:46,814 Do you... play... cards? 349 00:17:48,618 --> 00:17:51,052 I'm gonna take that as a yes! 350 00:17:51,054 --> 00:17:54,656 - Freeze! - Oh, good Lord! Oh, my gosh. 351 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,290 Just don't walk up on somebody like that, Hank! 352 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,292 I'm gonna crap my pants. I thought you were a baby ghost 353 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:02,063 or a ghost baby or something in between the ghost baby spectrum. 354 00:18:02,065 --> 00:18:03,232 Freeze! [Screams] 355 00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:05,700 Gary: Freakin' crap, Hank! 356 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,387 Isn't this great? I mean, just us guys 357 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:12,990 sitting here, chillin', playin' cards. 358 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,825 [Mumbling] 359 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,161 You really know how to sling the zingers, cat guy. 360 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:20,831 - The name's Avocato. - No. The name is loser! 361 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,801 Eat it! Four of a kind! [Chuckles] 362 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,070 You're oblivious to this thing, aren't you? 363 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,338 - What? - That. 364 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,506 - This? - Yes! That. 365 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,173 - Mooncake? - What's a Mooncake? 366 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,232 - This! - That? 367 00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:32,543 - Yes, that. - Please tell me you didn't name E-351. 368 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,579 - What's an E-3559? - That. 369 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,914 - This? - Yes, freakin' that! 370 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,016 I suppose I did. 371 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,684 You don't know what that is, do you? 372 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:44,553 That is a planet-killer. [Laughs] 373 00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,593 Are you hearing this? 374 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:49,560 Freakin' guy thinks Mooncake is a planet-killer! 375 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:53,767 What a freakin' ... oh, man! [Laughing] 376 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:57,436 - Shut your face hole, KVN! Crap. - So you think this is funny? 377 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:58,971 - I'm serious. - Are you? 378 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,839 Yes. The Lord Commander is searching the galaxy for it. 379 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:05,276 You can't hide. Wherever you go, he'll find you. 380 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:08,446 Why should I believe you, Mr. Whiskers? 381 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,781 [Yowls] Call me that again, and I'll kill you. 382 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:13,484 Mm-hmm. I've insulted you. You see, the truth is, 383 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,486 I've never socialized with a cat man before. 384 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,622 My neighbor had a cat. Loved to lick himself. 385 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,991 You're not gonna do that, right? 386 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,492 Otherwise, we're gonna have problems, friend. 387 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,462 I'm not a cat, I'm a Ventrexian. 388 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:27,298 [Chuckles] Got it. See, I'm a Presbyterian myself. 389 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,534 But I love all people. 390 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,801 - Just how I was raised. - We're in danger. 391 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,538 Listen, all of us are in danger! 392 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,507 Mooncake, look into Gary's gelatinous marbles. 393 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,776 As long as I draw breath and you provide me [Music] 394 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,778 with copious amounts of adventure, 395 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,648 I will be there for you. We're a team now. 396 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,516 And I'll let you be my sidekick and such 397 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,952 with a super side order of what-not. 398 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:48,287 HUE: Well said. 399 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,521 [Dings] 400 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,623 A cookie ... for me?! 401 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,559 Yes, Gary. Take one. 402 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,795 You displayed a quality I hadn't seen in you previously ... 403 00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,665 courage. Exemplary. You earned it. 404 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,000 And because I am the captain! 405 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,169 Cookie withdrawn. [Screams] 406 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,338 [Grunts] 407 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,006 The penitent man shall pass. 408 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,242 Ohh! I got one! 409 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:16,314 Sweet Grandor's glove, I got a mother-loving cookie! 410 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,082 Gary: This is a cookie, Quinn. 411 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,751 HUE said I earned it because I did things, Quinn. 412 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,704 Dangerous things. 413 00:20:22,705 --> 00:20:24,655 Cookie-earning things. 414 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:28,559 Now to eat the fruits of my greatness. 415 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,063 - Mine! [Chuckling] - What? No! 416 00:20:31,156 --> 00:20:34,042 [Gasps] KVN! Oh, KVN! 417 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:42,073 Gary? Gary? Gary?! 418 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,042 Gary? Gary. Gary! 419 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,946 - Gary, are you sleeping? - Wah-pa! 420 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,448 Oh, okay. We... we're good. Don't mind me. 421 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,450 I'm ... I'm just floating this way. 422 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,019 This is the way I like to go. 423 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:57,588 Bye! This was my plan. That's my path. 424 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,890 [Laughs] 425 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:03,891 [Music] 426 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:13,237 Lord Commander: All the pieces are in place. 427 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,375 Let's play a little. 428 00:21:18,038 --> 00:21:22,833 Announcer: The 2-part series' premiere of Final Space continues right now... 429 00:21:23,017 --> 00:21:25,998 [Music] 430 00:21:26,006 --> 00:21:30,375 HUE: Gary, you have eight minutes of oxygen left. 431 00:21:30,377 --> 00:21:32,878 H.U.E., if you had eight minutes to live 432 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,881 and you could do anything you wanted, what would you do? 433 00:21:35,883 --> 00:21:38,350 Facticulating. Ahh. 434 00:21:38,352 --> 00:21:41,820 I would transfer my A.I. into a corporeal being 435 00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:44,923 and go see Paris. [Laughs] 436 00:21:44,925 --> 00:21:49,661 Oh, that's lame! I mean, wow. Super... cool. 437 00:21:49,663 --> 00:21:51,697 What would you do, Gary? 438 00:21:51,699 --> 00:21:55,400 Absolutely anything. And I mean anything with Quinn. 439 00:21:55,402 --> 00:21:58,070 I mean, we could watch "Space Drive" for all I care. 440 00:21:58,072 --> 00:22:01,773 I'm sorry things turned out this way. [Sighs] 441 00:22:01,775 --> 00:22:03,209 Crap happens. 442 00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:09,210 [Title music] 443 00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:26,542 1x02 - Chapter Two 444 00:22:33,174 --> 00:22:36,114 [Music] 445 00:22:38,712 --> 00:22:41,780 KVN: cover up these holes 446 00:22:41,782 --> 00:22:43,283 ♪ Plug these holes ♪ 447 00:22:43,284 --> 00:22:44,950 ♪ Holes, holes, holes, holes ♪ 448 00:22:44,952 --> 00:22:46,552 ♪ Nothing but holes, nothing but holes ♪ 449 00:22:46,553 --> 00:22:49,254 ♪ Nothing but holes, but holes, but holes ♪ 450 00:22:49,256 --> 00:22:51,290 ♪ Holes, holes, holes, holes, cover up these holes ♪ 451 00:22:51,292 --> 00:22:52,892 ♪ Plug these holes, holes, holes ♪ 452 00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:54,127 ♪ Nothing but holes ♪ 453 00:22:54,128 --> 00:22:55,395 ♪ Holes, holes, holes ♪ 454 00:22:55,396 --> 00:22:56,596 ♪ But holes ♪ 455 00:22:56,597 --> 00:22:57,930 ♪ Plug these ... plug ♪ 456 00:22:57,931 --> 00:22:59,931 ♪ Plug these holes, holes ♪ 457 00:22:59,933 --> 00:23:02,968 ♪ Holes, holes, holes, holes ♪ [Whirring] 458 00:23:02,970 --> 00:23:06,305 Quinn, it's me, Gary. Things have been great on my end. 459 00:23:06,307 --> 00:23:08,807 I made what I believe to be a potential new friend. 460 00:23:08,809 --> 00:23:10,310 Yes, he boarded the ship to kill me 461 00:23:10,311 --> 00:23:11,811 and take my little green ball friend, 462 00:23:11,812 --> 00:23:16,160 but Avocato is one great card player. 463 00:23:16,684 --> 00:23:19,230 Any more cards and I will shoot myself. 464 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:21,486 I'm gonna shoot you if you don't play cards. 465 00:23:21,488 --> 00:23:23,822 - I'll let you shoot me. - Um, oh ... real... 466 00:23:23,824 --> 00:23:26,693 - Well, then I'm gonna shoot myself! - W-What? Why? 467 00:23:26,694 --> 00:23:28,493 Frickin' figure it out. Figure it out. 468 00:23:28,495 --> 00:23:31,496 And our newest member is this little guy! 469 00:23:31,498 --> 00:23:33,666 - His name's Mooncake. - Ooh! 470 00:23:33,667 --> 00:23:35,168 Everyone loves him. 471 00:23:35,169 --> 00:23:38,704 That little green snot-ball is a planet-destroying super-weapon 472 00:23:38,706 --> 00:23:40,006 that's gonna get us killed. 473 00:23:40,007 --> 00:23:43,675 You, sir, just stepped over the line. [Slap] [Yowls] 474 00:23:43,677 --> 00:23:45,178 Mooncake has feelings. 475 00:23:45,179 --> 00:23:47,646 And you just peed all over them with your cat whiz. 476 00:23:47,648 --> 00:23:51,016 Gary: Yep. Things have been going pretty great. 477 00:23:51,018 --> 00:23:52,787 Get back to me. No rush. 478 00:23:52,822 --> 00:23:54,686 It's just I haven't talked to a human lady person 479 00:23:54,688 --> 00:23:57,522 in, like, five years. [Laughs] 480 00:23:57,524 --> 00:24:00,859 Well, yours forever. Thunder bandit! 481 00:24:00,861 --> 00:24:03,729 Message sent. I crushed it... again! 482 00:24:03,731 --> 00:24:05,530 [Breathes deeply] 483 00:24:05,532 --> 00:24:06,799 [Device beeps] 484 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:07,800 Quinn. 485 00:24:07,801 --> 00:24:09,369 Hey, Quinn, it's Tribor. 486 00:24:09,370 --> 00:24:11,470 An Infinity Guard ship has crashed. 487 00:24:11,472 --> 00:24:15,707 How did it crash, we don't know. We need you on the scene. 488 00:24:15,709 --> 00:24:17,487 On my way. 489 00:24:17,644 --> 00:24:21,881 Ha. Oh, mama. Oh, boy. Oh! 490 00:24:21,882 --> 00:24:23,915 HUE: Unauthorized scan detected. 491 00:24:23,917 --> 00:24:26,351 [Alarm blaring] 492 00:24:26,353 --> 00:24:28,577 What's ya doing, Gary? [Grunts] 493 00:24:29,723 --> 00:24:33,091 Gotcha. Lord Commander ... agh! 494 00:24:33,093 --> 00:24:37,788 Hmm. Set course for Tera Con Prime. 495 00:24:37,789 --> 00:24:40,247 [Warbling] [Music] 496 00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:42,068 [Clank] [Grunting] 497 00:24:42,069 --> 00:24:43,236 [Electricity crackling] 498 00:24:43,237 --> 00:24:44,771 What the heck is this thing? 499 00:24:44,772 --> 00:24:48,908 - A Ventrexian stealth probe ... Turk. - Of course, "Turk." 500 00:24:48,909 --> 00:24:50,109 Who the hell is Turk? 501 00:24:50,110 --> 00:24:53,512 A bounty hunter ... like me. If he scanned Mooncake, 502 00:24:53,514 --> 00:24:55,680 he'll be on his way back to the Lord Commander 503 00:24:55,682 --> 00:24:57,250 - to gather reinforcements. - Mm-hmm. 504 00:24:57,251 --> 00:24:59,017 - Unless we stop him first. - Mm-hmm. 505 00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:01,353 It we don't, they will capture Mooncake. 506 00:25:01,355 --> 00:25:02,922 - Unh-nh. - And take us to the Dark Zone. 507 00:25:02,923 --> 00:25:04,923 Unh-nh. And torture us with zargon slugs. 508 00:25:04,925 --> 00:25:07,944 - Unh-nh. - Or we're gonna suffer pain 509 00:25:07,945 --> 00:25:09,886 - and anguish for eternity. - Oh. 510 00:25:09,921 --> 00:25:12,095 And the only way to stop them is with salt. 511 00:25:12,130 --> 00:25:13,782 - Oh. - And there's no salt 512 00:25:13,783 --> 00:25:16,636 - in the Dark Zone. - Hmm. 513 00:25:16,637 --> 00:25:21,039 Sounds like I got these buttery buns into a hot vise. 514 00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:23,208 - How do I stop them? - You don't. 515 00:25:23,210 --> 00:25:24,810 But together, we've got a shot. 516 00:25:24,812 --> 00:25:27,279 Get me out of these cuffs, and we'll go after him. 517 00:25:27,281 --> 00:25:29,414 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, cowboy! 518 00:25:29,416 --> 00:25:30,550 You tried to kill me! 519 00:25:30,551 --> 00:25:33,819 If you want me to trust you, first we clasp. 520 00:25:33,821 --> 00:25:37,289 - I'm not doing that. - Oh, yes, you will. You will do that. 521 00:25:37,291 --> 00:25:39,458 We've enjoyed recreational cards together. 522 00:25:39,460 --> 00:25:42,794 This is the next step. A hand-to-hand bond that forges 523 00:25:42,796 --> 00:25:45,330 the completion of a newfound trust. 524 00:25:45,432 --> 00:25:47,999 We don't have to get balls to the wind naked, do we? 525 00:25:48,001 --> 00:25:51,169 Tradition demands yes. But you're lucky. 526 00:25:51,171 --> 00:25:53,171 I'm more of a progressive. 527 00:25:53,173 --> 00:25:56,074 Trust mode engaged. 528 00:25:56,076 --> 00:25:58,276 It's been five years since I've been off this ship! 529 00:25:58,278 --> 00:26:02,147 I am pumped for adventure! Let's get this guy! 530 00:26:02,149 --> 00:26:03,416 H.U.E., open the airlock. 531 00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:05,150 HUE: You are a prisoner. 532 00:26:05,152 --> 00:26:06,918 How will I know you won't run? 533 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:07,987 - I got nowhere to g... - Inject. 534 00:26:07,988 --> 00:26:09,355 Ow! What the freak was that?! 535 00:26:09,356 --> 00:26:12,157 If you are not back aboard this ship in five hours, 536 00:26:12,159 --> 00:26:16,495 your brain will go into convulsive spasms and then explode. 537 00:26:16,497 --> 00:26:19,665 - Let's go! - Shouldn't we take Mooncake? 538 00:26:19,666 --> 00:26:22,300 It's too dangerous. Make haste, make haste! 539 00:26:22,302 --> 00:26:23,945 I'll miss you, bud. Be good. 540 00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:25,804 And don't whiz on any of my stuff. 541 00:26:26,337 --> 00:26:31,011 [Music] 542 00:26:35,267 --> 00:26:38,012 [Music] 543 00:26:38,318 --> 00:26:40,685 Oh, oh! Street meat! 544 00:26:40,687 --> 00:26:42,287 They got street meat, Avocato! 545 00:26:42,289 --> 00:26:44,022 - Focus. - Okay, I'm focused. 546 00:26:44,024 --> 00:26:46,691 Gary: All right, we're getting Turk. 547 00:26:49,496 --> 00:26:54,699 For the galaxy, for eternity, for Lord Commander. 548 00:26:57,337 --> 00:26:58,905 You're lucky that we even made it here. 549 00:26:58,906 --> 00:27:00,872 They don't take kindly to Homo Sapiens. 550 00:27:00,874 --> 00:27:04,142 Now let's go to Tier 24 and get you identification papers. 551 00:27:04,144 --> 00:27:06,578 - [Chuckles] I don't need papers. - Or they'll liquify you. 552 00:27:06,580 --> 00:27:09,548 Did you just say liquify? Or was that a brain spasm? 553 00:27:09,550 --> 00:27:12,250 I-Is it happening? Oh, my crap, it's happening. 554 00:27:12,252 --> 00:27:15,554 Or we'll kill you. 555 00:27:16,056 --> 00:27:17,390 Gary, stay close. 556 00:27:17,391 --> 00:27:20,225 Right, don't worry. I'm not going anywhere. 557 00:27:20,227 --> 00:27:22,527 - Gary! - Getting some street meat! 558 00:27:22,529 --> 00:27:25,730 Identification papers! 559 00:27:25,732 --> 00:27:28,934 Um, I must have left them in, um... 560 00:27:28,936 --> 00:27:31,636 We got a runner. 561 00:27:33,574 --> 00:27:37,510 - Maybe we should get some papers. - Mm-hmm. 562 00:27:37,511 --> 00:27:40,912 KVN: Welcome to the hangar bay! 563 00:27:40,914 --> 00:27:43,849 But I call it the tiger's nest. And I bet you're wondering why. 564 00:27:43,850 --> 00:27:47,019 - Well, okay, I'll tell you. - Whoo! 565 00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:48,588 Uh, excuse me, can I help you? 566 00:27:48,589 --> 00:27:52,624 Uh, hello... [Thud] Run away! Run away! 567 00:27:52,625 --> 00:27:55,259 [Music] 568 00:28:00,305 --> 00:28:04,073 Ahh. Avocato, it's so good to see you. 569 00:28:04,075 --> 00:28:07,476 What brings you to my little shop of doo-dads? 570 00:28:07,478 --> 00:28:08,612 Cut the crap, Clarence! 571 00:28:08,613 --> 00:28:10,479 Yeah, cut the crap, Clarence. 572 00:28:10,481 --> 00:28:12,481 - We need papers. - That's right, papers. 573 00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:15,318 Well, papers are not cheap. 574 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,821 - [Growls] Oh! - Neither is your life, and I saved that. 575 00:28:18,823 --> 00:28:20,489 Yes, right, I suppose you did. 576 00:28:20,491 --> 00:28:23,759 But this is the last time. Your papers are easy. 577 00:28:23,761 --> 00:28:25,661 - But this primate... - Hey! 578 00:28:25,663 --> 00:28:27,197 ... is gonna be much more difficult. 579 00:28:27,198 --> 00:28:33,198 - Get your finger out of my tummy. - Ooh! It speaks. 580 00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:35,204 I guess you can train anything. 581 00:28:35,206 --> 00:28:38,140 I'll touch you any time I wish, primate! 582 00:28:38,142 --> 00:28:39,476 Hmph. 583 00:28:39,477 --> 00:28:42,178 Yes, no, not that one. Hold on a second. 584 00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:45,948 Down here at the bottom, possibly. Oh, yes, here we go. 585 00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:49,518 - Skin of a dead Hooblat. - I have to get in this thing? 586 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,321 It's like a slippery pita pocket. 587 00:28:52,323 --> 00:28:54,190 You want to be liquefied and have Mooncake 588 00:28:54,192 --> 00:28:55,525 and the Galaxy 1 destroyed? 589 00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:57,860 No, h... how the hell do you know that? 590 00:28:57,862 --> 00:29:00,996 It's everywhere. It's all anyone's talking about. 591 00:29:00,998 --> 00:29:02,132 Huh. 592 00:29:02,133 --> 00:29:03,999 Both: Get in the skin! 593 00:29:04,001 --> 00:29:05,535 For Mooncake. 594 00:29:05,536 --> 00:29:08,237 Oh, my God, it's so warm! 595 00:29:08,239 --> 00:29:11,136 Oh, it's ... and wet! Oh. 596 00:29:11,171 --> 00:29:13,376 It actually kind of feels kind of nice, 597 00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:16,078 like a pair of warm, wet house slippers. 598 00:29:20,017 --> 00:29:21,385 It doesn't make any sense. 599 00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:24,053 I know. It doesn't make any sense. 600 00:29:24,055 --> 00:29:27,256 I wish there was sense. Where did all the sense go? 601 00:29:27,258 --> 00:29:29,558 I don't get it. It's an Imperium T3. 602 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:33,829 - These things don't crash. - They don't crash, you're right. 603 00:29:33,831 --> 00:29:36,833 It doesn't make any sense. Why would it crash? 604 00:29:36,834 --> 00:29:39,668 Tribor, look me in the eye. 605 00:29:39,670 --> 00:29:41,837 - Now shut up. - I should shut up. 606 00:29:41,839 --> 00:29:44,407 - Why do I keep talking? - Are you reading this? 607 00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:46,208 The gravitational constant is shifting. 608 00:29:46,210 --> 00:29:49,880 - I am seeing it. I am! - A disturbance this strong 609 00:29:49,881 --> 00:29:53,182 can literally tear the universe apart. [Music] 610 00:29:53,184 --> 00:29:54,584 HUE: Intruder alert. 611 00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:57,787 Initiating anti-gravity countermeasures. 612 00:29:57,789 --> 00:30:03,789 [Thud] [Grunts] 613 00:30:03,961 --> 00:30:07,296 Sames, initiate defense sequence. 614 00:30:07,298 --> 00:30:12,935 [Lasers firing] [Music] 615 00:30:12,937 --> 00:30:16,705 Anyway, I'm kind of in charge of security around here, 616 00:30:16,707 --> 00:30:18,908 which brings me to a big ask. [Chuckles] 617 00:30:18,910 --> 00:30:21,076 Could you go out there and get me a cookie? 618 00:30:21,078 --> 00:30:22,878 - Chocli. - Score! 619 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,514 All right, I'll stay here and guard the fort. 620 00:30:28,252 --> 00:30:29,653 How do I look? Be honest. 621 00:30:29,654 --> 00:30:31,454 - I'd give you a 2. - Just a 2? 622 00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:32,989 Get my hair done or something, you know. 623 00:30:32,990 --> 00:30:35,459 - How about no? - No, seriously, I could get highlights. 624 00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:38,128 - I could get ombre hair, you know? - I can't believe it. 625 00:30:38,129 --> 00:30:39,995 Believe it, because this ombre hair is happening. 626 00:30:39,997 --> 00:30:42,631 - No. Turk! - Oh, crap, it is Turk. 627 00:30:42,633 --> 00:30:44,567 What are you looking at? What are you looking at? 628 00:30:44,569 --> 00:30:46,442 - Let's go. - Let's go. 629 00:30:46,971 --> 00:30:47,971 Hmm. 630 00:30:47,972 --> 00:30:50,806 [Choking] 631 00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:52,108 Thought you could rat us out, huh? 632 00:30:52,109 --> 00:30:55,744 How the hell are you, you old bag? 633 00:30:55,746 --> 00:30:59,448 Okay. That just hurts. [Grunts] 634 00:30:59,450 --> 00:31:01,050 Avocato! 635 00:31:01,423 --> 00:31:02,969 - No! - Give me one reason 636 00:31:02,970 --> 00:31:05,421 I don't kill you right now for leaving me to die on that ship! 637 00:31:05,423 --> 00:31:07,990 Because I know where your son is. 638 00:31:07,992 --> 00:31:11,093 My son? Where? Where is he? 639 00:31:11,095 --> 00:31:15,598 - Holding cell 43. - He's... he's here? 640 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,977 - Now let me go. - I'll let you go. 641 00:31:19,670 --> 00:31:21,504 I'll let you go to Hell. 642 00:31:21,506 --> 00:31:24,166 [Screaming] 643 00:31:27,995 --> 00:31:29,763 [Screaming continues] 644 00:31:30,648 --> 00:31:31,815 [Screaming stops] 645 00:31:31,816 --> 00:31:34,188 [Screaming resumes] 646 00:31:37,355 --> 00:31:39,722 I'm coming, Avocato. 647 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,693 Melanie Duinger, level 4. 648 00:31:44,695 --> 00:31:46,395 Melanie Du... what ... what?! 649 00:31:46,397 --> 00:31:49,102 Aah! Oh! [Grunts] 650 00:31:49,137 --> 00:31:50,799 - Mommy! - Mommy! 651 00:31:50,801 --> 00:31:54,303 - You're back! - I sure am! 652 00:31:54,305 --> 00:31:56,338 - Oh, no! - Melanie! 653 00:31:56,340 --> 00:32:00,743 Oh, they told us you were dead! [Smooches] 654 00:32:00,745 --> 00:32:06,181 Oh! Everything with your sister was a mistake. 655 00:32:06,183 --> 00:32:09,585 Oh, my crap. 656 00:32:21,937 --> 00:32:24,234 [Music] 657 00:32:24,235 --> 00:32:26,335 Sit tight. 658 00:32:26,337 --> 00:32:27,571 I can't hear you. 659 00:32:27,572 --> 00:32:29,705 I messed up. I messed up bad! 660 00:32:29,707 --> 00:32:31,740 But I'm not gonna leave you here. I promise. 661 00:32:31,742 --> 00:32:34,009 I'll do whatever it takes. 662 00:32:34,011 --> 00:32:38,113 No, Dad! Dad, run! It's a trap! 663 00:32:38,115 --> 00:32:41,584 Dad, watch out! [Warbling] 664 00:32:41,586 --> 00:32:44,753 Dad, Dad, Dad, no! 665 00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:48,291 Take him to the Lord Commander. 666 00:32:50,261 --> 00:32:51,761 [Giggles] I love Mommy more! 667 00:32:51,762 --> 00:32:54,129 No, I love Mommy more! 668 00:32:54,131 --> 00:32:55,599 Okay, just, uh ... stop ... 669 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,133 keep ... stop tugging too hard, babies. 670 00:32:58,135 --> 00:33:00,402 [All scream] 671 00:33:00,404 --> 00:33:04,565 Melanie?! Oh, God! [All crying] 672 00:33:04,875 --> 00:33:07,910 So you probably have a few questions. 673 00:33:07,912 --> 00:33:10,713 Get out of here, you maniac! 674 00:33:10,715 --> 00:33:13,248 [All crying] 675 00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:15,501 Hyah! 676 00:33:16,487 --> 00:33:18,950 Huh! 677 00:33:21,459 --> 00:33:23,059 Avocato! 678 00:33:24,095 --> 00:33:27,830 [Sighs] The clasp of friends. 679 00:33:29,467 --> 00:33:32,234 Only two hours till my brain shoots out of my eyes. 680 00:33:32,236 --> 00:33:33,836 I gotta move fast. 681 00:33:36,474 --> 00:33:39,277 [Indistinct conversations] 682 00:33:39,310 --> 00:33:40,810 Sir, there's an emergency. 683 00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:43,512 We need to ground all Infinity Guard cruisers immediately. 684 00:33:43,514 --> 00:33:44,948 What?! Not again, Quinn. 685 00:33:44,949 --> 00:33:46,949 There's a cosmic disaster taking place. 686 00:33:46,951 --> 00:33:50,086 - We need to find out what's causing ... - Quinn, shut up! 687 00:33:50,087 --> 00:33:52,187 The Imperium T3 crashed because of human error. 688 00:33:52,189 --> 00:33:55,991 Yeah? Tell that to science. You're an idiot. 689 00:33:55,993 --> 00:33:58,661 - Back me up, Captain. - Time to leave, Quinn. 690 00:33:58,663 --> 00:34:01,430 Okay. The Captain is also an idiot. 691 00:34:01,432 --> 00:34:02,966 Lieutenant? 692 00:34:02,967 --> 00:34:04,167 [Clicking] 693 00:34:04,168 --> 00:34:06,301 You're all idiots! Idiots, idiots! 694 00:34:06,303 --> 00:34:09,004 Are you idiots? Why would you all be idiots? 695 00:34:09,006 --> 00:34:11,106 I think you're all very smart. 696 00:34:11,108 --> 00:34:11,875 [Yelling] 697 00:34:11,876 --> 00:34:13,476 Well, I gotta go. 698 00:34:13,477 --> 00:34:17,046 HUE: Stop! Stop, or I will be forced to... 699 00:34:21,185 --> 00:34:26,088 Manual override of A.I. [Distorted] H.U.E. disabled... 700 00:34:27,262 --> 00:34:30,208 [Music] 701 00:34:32,957 --> 00:34:35,725 Avocato. We had a deal. 702 00:34:35,726 --> 00:34:38,794 You promised me E-351 703 00:34:38,796 --> 00:34:42,865 and you failed... again. 704 00:34:42,867 --> 00:34:46,502 Trust me, I can do this. I'm close. 705 00:34:46,503 --> 00:34:50,706 Ooh! Ooh, hurray. When will it be mine? 706 00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:53,408 Wait, are you hiding it on you? Is this a game? 707 00:34:53,410 --> 00:34:56,578 - I love games. - I don't have it. 708 00:34:56,580 --> 00:34:59,181 But I can get you the man who does. 709 00:34:59,183 --> 00:35:00,717 His name is Gary. 710 00:35:00,718 --> 00:35:04,419 I get you him, you give me back my son. [Groans] 711 00:35:04,421 --> 00:35:07,089 No deal. 712 00:35:07,091 --> 00:35:10,393 There you are! [Laughs] What a day I've had, man. 713 00:35:10,394 --> 00:35:12,361 I-I think I destroyed a family. 714 00:35:12,363 --> 00:35:15,530 Oh. [Laughs] So how about we get out of here? 715 00:35:15,532 --> 00:35:19,268 You must be the Gary. 716 00:35:19,270 --> 00:35:21,270 [Chuckles] Okay... Actually, it's just Gary. 717 00:35:21,272 --> 00:35:22,905 - The Gary. - Just Gary. 718 00:35:22,907 --> 00:35:24,740 You know, just ... just ... there's no... 719 00:35:24,742 --> 00:35:27,084 Where's this "the" coming from? 720 00:35:28,045 --> 00:35:31,680 Well, this has been great. But... Avocato, run! 721 00:35:31,682 --> 00:35:35,083 I haven't introduced myself. 722 00:35:35,085 --> 00:35:38,754 I am the Lord Commander. 723 00:35:38,756 --> 00:35:41,223 Oh, is that you? That's fantastic. 724 00:35:41,225 --> 00:35:42,891 But we really gotta ... Avocato! 725 00:35:42,893 --> 00:35:48,007 You have something of mine, and I want it! [Music] 726 00:35:48,265 --> 00:35:50,599 Come here, the Gary. 727 00:35:50,601 --> 00:35:53,857 What is going on? Oh, God! 728 00:35:53,892 --> 00:35:55,537 Okay, this is ... it's nice to be wanted. 729 00:35:55,539 --> 00:35:57,806 But this is ... this is too much want. 730 00:35:57,808 --> 00:36:01,810 Are you going to give me E-351, 731 00:36:01,812 --> 00:36:05,414 or should I tear you limb from limb? 732 00:36:05,416 --> 00:36:09,418 Avocato, a little help. Oh! Oh! [Music] 733 00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:12,287 [Groaning] 734 00:36:12,289 --> 00:36:14,456 Avocato, the clasp of friends! 735 00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:16,591 Please, man! Avocato! 736 00:36:16,593 --> 00:36:18,226 [Sighs] 737 00:36:18,228 --> 00:36:20,028 [Groaning] 738 00:36:20,029 --> 00:36:22,386 [Laughs] 739 00:36:22,466 --> 00:36:24,499 Friend mode! Engaged! 740 00:36:24,501 --> 00:36:28,503 Friend? He was just betraying you. 741 00:36:28,505 --> 00:36:31,640 Untrue. We clasped hands. Right, bro? 742 00:36:31,642 --> 00:36:35,577 I was desperate, man. I was trying to save my son. 743 00:36:35,579 --> 00:36:38,313 [Screams] Oh, my God! 744 00:36:40,851 --> 00:36:43,752 You idiot! That's my freakin' arm! 745 00:36:43,754 --> 00:36:47,105 You just ripped the thing off! Aah! 746 00:36:47,140 --> 00:36:50,325 Oh, my God! Oh, what the freak?! 747 00:36:50,327 --> 00:36:53,280 I'm spraying all my blood! [Bracelet shot] 748 00:36:55,766 --> 00:36:58,700 I am going to murder your face off! 749 00:36:58,702 --> 00:37:03,438 - I will murder your face on? - That doesn't make any sense! 750 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,828 - Run! Come on! - Oh! [Music] 751 00:37:06,176 --> 00:37:08,210 After them! 752 00:37:08,212 --> 00:37:10,479 - Oh, there's so many stairs! - Quit talking, you idiot! 753 00:37:10,481 --> 00:37:13,122 Why are there so many stairs?! 754 00:37:14,351 --> 00:37:19,022 - Gary, I can't leave my son. - Oh, we're going, all right ... 755 00:37:19,023 --> 00:37:22,157 and fast ... before my brain explodes! 756 00:37:22,159 --> 00:37:25,060 [Gunfire] 757 00:37:25,062 --> 00:37:26,862 We're not gonna make it back to the transporter. 758 00:37:26,864 --> 00:37:29,898 Looks like we got a new ride. 759 00:37:29,900 --> 00:37:34,937 Okay, not ideal, but still a ride. Oh, come on! 760 00:37:35,472 --> 00:37:38,373 - I don't even know what that is. - Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi. 761 00:37:38,375 --> 00:37:41,269 Crap it hard! [Music] 762 00:37:43,213 --> 00:37:45,180 - We jump to the catwalk. - Are you insane? 763 00:37:45,182 --> 00:37:48,776 No, I'm super insane. [Laughs] 764 00:37:48,811 --> 00:37:51,946 [Both screaming] 765 00:37:53,277 --> 00:37:54,350 [Thud] [Grunting] 766 00:37:54,351 --> 00:37:56,832 Oh my God! [Still screaming] 767 00:37:56,833 --> 00:37:59,914 [Music] 768 00:38:00,330 --> 00:38:03,698 Attaboys. [Chuckles] I'll need that suit back. 769 00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:07,975 - We're falling! Oh, my gosh! - What... ahhh! 770 00:38:07,976 --> 00:38:09,072 [Thud] [Both grunt] 771 00:38:09,073 --> 00:38:12,240 Oh, my God, David, kids! It's me, your mother! 772 00:38:12,242 --> 00:38:14,009 [All scream] [Music] 773 00:38:15,299 --> 00:38:18,980 No, my arm! I forgot my arm back up there! 774 00:38:20,951 --> 00:38:24,252 This is no good! H.U.E., pick up, pick up! 775 00:38:26,790 --> 00:38:29,025 - Are those what I think they are? - Viper turrets. 776 00:38:29,026 --> 00:38:30,926 Okay, that's not good. That's not good! 777 00:38:32,029 --> 00:38:33,929 - Quick, hug me. - Hug you? 778 00:38:33,931 --> 00:38:35,398 - Hug a friend! - What?! 779 00:38:35,399 --> 00:38:39,768 Hug me! Oh, we're hugging! 780 00:38:44,853 --> 00:38:47,753 H.U.E.? H.U.E., come in! 781 00:38:49,379 --> 00:38:51,714 Quinn. [Music] Quinn, where are you going? 782 00:38:51,715 --> 00:38:54,450 To the first Hawk I can jack. Something big is happening, 783 00:38:54,451 --> 00:38:56,451 and I'm not waiting while command sits around, 784 00:38:56,453 --> 00:38:59,255 twiddling their wieners. Maybe I can't stop it, 785 00:38:59,256 --> 00:39:02,125 but I'm going to find out what it is. Cover for me. 786 00:39:02,126 --> 00:39:07,126 [Music] [Powering up] 787 00:39:08,765 --> 00:39:13,656 Why would they be twiddling their wieners? Why? 788 00:39:13,670 --> 00:39:15,670 Wait, I'm gonna need six cookies. 789 00:39:15,672 --> 00:39:17,639 And another one. So seven ... eight cookies. 790 00:39:17,641 --> 00:39:19,241 Wait, nine cookies! 791 00:39:19,243 --> 00:39:22,911 [Sighs] I guess I better give him a hand. 792 00:39:22,913 --> 00:39:26,985 KVN, you're going to have to save the Galaxy 1 someday. 793 00:39:28,619 --> 00:39:31,319 Inside of you now is the answer. 794 00:39:32,756 --> 00:39:36,124 Hey, Mooncake. My name is Nightfall. 795 00:39:36,126 --> 00:39:39,604 Don't let Gary die because of you. 796 00:39:43,267 --> 00:39:45,167 Gary: H.U.E.! Come in, H.U.E.! 797 00:39:45,169 --> 00:39:47,035 HUE: Arrr... yes, Gary? 798 00:39:47,037 --> 00:39:50,306 What the crap, H.U.E.?! I've been calling you. 799 00:39:50,307 --> 00:39:52,973 We need you to scoop us up A.S.A.P.P.! 800 00:39:53,008 --> 00:39:54,986 On my way, Gary. 801 00:39:55,085 --> 00:39:59,130 [Warbling] 802 00:40:00,977 --> 00:40:04,446 He-e-e-ey... Gary, your arm is gone. 803 00:40:04,448 --> 00:40:06,348 Oh, my gosh. Is it? Really? 804 00:40:06,350 --> 00:40:09,185 I know my arm is gone, you decaying pile of fecal matter! 805 00:40:09,186 --> 00:40:10,985 Now get this thing out of my head, H.U.E. 806 00:40:10,987 --> 00:40:13,288 HUE: Oh. It was never going to explode, Gary. 807 00:40:13,290 --> 00:40:15,290 That's just my sense of humor. 808 00:40:15,292 --> 00:40:20,180 You make one joke in five years, and that is the one you tell?! 809 00:40:20,215 --> 00:40:23,965 Timing... is everything, Gary. 810 00:40:23,967 --> 00:40:27,303 Hmm. Whoo. 811 00:40:27,304 --> 00:40:28,904 [Clank!] 812 00:40:28,905 --> 00:40:30,905 My arm! My arm! 813 00:40:30,907 --> 00:40:36,044 Interesting. We can surgically implant an animatronic arm on you. 814 00:40:36,046 --> 00:40:38,213 Gary, while you were gone, an intruder ... 815 00:40:38,215 --> 00:40:39,914 Shut your face hole, KVN. Didn't you just hear the news? 816 00:40:39,916 --> 00:40:41,549 I'm getting a robot arm. 817 00:40:41,551 --> 00:40:44,419 But someone will need to perform the procedure, Gary. 818 00:40:44,421 --> 00:40:47,122 Avocato: I'll do it. 819 00:40:47,123 --> 00:40:49,718 [Music] 820 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,360 You? 821 00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:55,563 Create temporary arterial shunt. 822 00:40:55,565 --> 00:40:59,033 I thought we were gonna be like super friends, man. 823 00:40:59,035 --> 00:41:01,569 I've had one mission for the past three years, Gary, 824 00:41:01,571 --> 00:41:04,857 - and that is to find my son. - You should have told me. 825 00:41:04,858 --> 00:41:06,275 We did the clasp of friends. 826 00:41:06,276 --> 00:41:08,276 I would have straight-up helped you get your son back. 827 00:41:08,278 --> 00:41:10,845 What? Why? You barely know me. 828 00:41:10,847 --> 00:41:13,415 Yo, we played nine hours of cards together. 829 00:41:13,417 --> 00:41:16,451 That might not mean something to you, but it did to me. 830 00:41:16,453 --> 00:41:18,456 Expose bone for plating. 831 00:41:18,491 --> 00:41:19,588 Friends help each other through thick 832 00:41:19,589 --> 00:41:22,123 and thin and thinner and nothing. 833 00:41:22,125 --> 00:41:23,792 I have nothing to give in return. 834 00:41:23,794 --> 00:41:26,628 Yeah, you do, yo. Your friendship, yo. 835 00:41:26,630 --> 00:41:29,365 I've been stuck here for so long with just freakin' robots. 836 00:41:29,366 --> 00:41:32,700 Look robot, robot, robot, robot, robot, robot! 837 00:41:32,702 --> 00:41:35,237 - Freakin' robot. - That's the refrigerator, Gary. 838 00:41:35,238 --> 00:41:37,138 Really? Because I've had some serious, 839 00:41:37,140 --> 00:41:41,910 dark conversations with that thing. I knows everything about me. 840 00:41:41,912 --> 00:41:45,046 Keep your mouth shut, you lying robot! 841 00:41:45,048 --> 00:41:49,518 Micro-vascular transplant coverage complete. 842 00:41:49,519 --> 00:41:52,325 [Silent whirring] 843 00:41:53,156 --> 00:41:55,924 It's an unconventional way to start a friendship, but ... 844 00:41:55,926 --> 00:41:57,159 - Hmm? - Shh! 845 00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:01,029 No words. Only clasps. 846 00:42:02,933 --> 00:42:05,935 - Bro, you being real this time? - As real as it gets, baby. 847 00:42:05,936 --> 00:42:08,636 Then I promise you, we will get your son back. 848 00:42:08,638 --> 00:42:11,273 - And keep Mooncake safe. - And murder that guy's face off. 849 00:42:11,274 --> 00:42:12,741 I don't think that's a great idea. 850 00:42:12,742 --> 00:42:17,510 - Real raw friendship mode engaged. - Ooh! 851 00:42:17,581 --> 00:42:21,581 [Music] 852 00:42:27,457 --> 00:42:32,331 [Music] 853 00:42:35,432 --> 00:42:41,369 Where you're going, your father will never find you. 854 00:42:44,475 --> 00:42:48,860 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 854 00:42:49,305 --> 00:42:55,429 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org